a (country) love song

I cain't sing very well
but if I could
I'd sing a song
to my very best friend
She's always there
when I need her
always ready and eager
She's all I'll ever need
I drink beer
to get a little crazy
I drink beer
to keep me safely sane
I drink a little
to get on in the world
I drink a lot
to fuck things up
Don't tell me
that you've never met her
she's the best a man can get
she comes in so many
shapes and sizes
so many colors,
numbers and flavors
I drink beer
when I want to get rowdy
I drink beer
when I want to cry
I drink a little bit
when it's raining and cold
I drink a lot
when the sun comes out
Please tell your friends
about my special woman
I'm not the type
to get jealous
You can go your own way, my friend
but before you do
have one on me
I drink beer
for God and America
I drink beer
from satan's cup
I drink some
when I'm thirsty
I drink a bunch
when I really shouldn't
That's my story, yeah
that's my tale
If you don't believe me, man
you can go straight to hell
Beer ain't something
to keep to yourself
It's love in a bottle
don't keep it on a shelf
If you're wise
then you'll heed my words
love your friends
and buy another round.